Make shift dildos. And they're cheap and in disguise. Make sure to was it good and then pee after masterbating. According to a much-tweeted-about report, herpes diagnoses increased during Coachella this year. Using a peeled banana is dangerous as it can break and get stuck in your vagina. Using a cucumber or other food item? I used a drummer stick and the plastic peice of a tampon. An Electric Toothbrush. Swallowing 9.